Lady:
I need help right away. My dog got a fish hook stuck right in her foot. I can't get it out. The chain is hooked on it too, so she is in a lot of pain.
Me:
Ok ma'am, I will take her right back. (2 minutes later) Ok... ma'am? Yeah, the hook was stuck in her fur, she is fine. She should probably be groomed, she has a lot of mats...
Lady:
Oh, Lord! Thank you! I am going to come back one day and get you a donation!